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To Talk Nonsense

by SamiJo Mcquiston (Age: 29)
copyright 08-29-2004
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Age Rating: 4 +
To Talk Nonsense
Picture Credits: p-931-3468-53615-0.htm

“Why hello my ducky, how are you today.”
“Just fine Darling. And how are you by the Way?”
“Couldn’t be better, except the cat ate my foot.”
“I say, dear fellow. That’s quite hard put.”
“Now I only have one foot, what shall I do?”
“Save money that’s what. You only need to buy one shoe.”
“Quite right, by George. Ducky, my boy you sure are smart.”
“Anything for you darling. But soon I must depart.”
“Why my dear fellow? This was just getting good.”
“I know, but I have to have enough light to chop my wood.”
“Right, right. I see what you mean.”
“You may think you know, but can the meaning really be seen?”
“That was very deep, but I think your just going to chop wood.”
“Quite so darling, but I do so love being misunderstood.”
“That you are my ducky, that you are.”
“Well, we have a bit of time. What do you say to a drink at the bar?”
“Now, Now, it is almost dark, and you my fellow must away.”
“Nah. Let us go be merry. Save work for another day.”
“By Jove Ducky! I think you’ve got it.”
“No I don’t. No I don’t. My hand wasn’t in your pocket.”
“You’ve been in my pockets again! We really must do something about this.”
“Ahh, but when I have my hand in the pocket of a girl it is bliss.”
“I won’t hear of it! Your scoundrel days are done.”
“I guess your right. It is time for a much more harmless fun.”
“I’m up for it, what do you suggest?”
“I say we moon old Mrs. Habber. Then run around undressed.”
“Sounds Brilliant! We’ll ducky, shall we?”
“Naturally darling, but you before me.”

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        02-20-2005     Tara Manning        

Cute and rhyming! I love the humour and the mooning the neighbour part. This poem is fantastically random :P

        01-13-2005     Anthony Lane Stahlhut        

Very cute Thanks, Anthony

        01-11-2005     Sam Hackel-Butt        

Please escuse the horrible spelling and typos in the last message! Forgot to proofread.

        01-11-2005     Sam Hackel-Butt        

LOL!!!! Absolutly great! I especially loved the bits about the foot eating cat, and the end with the mooning and streaking!! Those are the two main activities of my brother and his friends. And I got it on tape! With my neigbors tape of hi splaying dress up (in a dress, i might add) and me with the streaking/mooning.... he'll be our slaved forever >:D

        12-20-2004     Lauren Turner        

Nonsence is right!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA

        12-03-2004     Sarah Barrett        

Mrs. Habber:
aaaahhhhh !!
LOL!! Thats Funny!!

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