Age Rating: 10 +
She’s such a pest and drives me crazy,
My head's in a fog and a little bit hazy,
I try to put her out of my mind,
But it seems very cruel and so unkind.
She entered my life in Sixty Eight,
At our very first meeting she wanted to date,
I thought it no harm, as I offered a smile,
I gave her an inch, but she wanted a mile.
The date wasn’t bad, but she wanted another,
I started to panic and ran to my mother.
She said, “Listen, Son, you're out on your own,
Go back to the girl and leave me alone.”
In great desperation, I fled to my Dad,
When I started to whimper, he really got mad.
“You’ve got to grow up, Son, and be a brave man,
Accept what has happened and smile if you can”.
So I worked up my courage; I knew what was best,
I booked me a chapel and married the pest.
And now we are blessed with pests of our own,
Who call me their Dad and won’t leave me alone.