Some of the old timers might remember this one. I learned it while I was in Boy Scouts at the age of 10. I have shared it with all my grandchilren. Hope you enjoy it also. Again this is not something I wrote!!
It is a song.
Oh, I stuck my head in a little skunks hole
And the little skunk said:
"Take it out, Take it out, take it out, Remove it
and if you dont take it out you'll wish that you had
take it out take it out take it out remove it"
#sound of spraying skunk#
I removed it!