Carrot Eyed Dorsey
Age Rating: 10 +
(This is a story my dad told me a few weeks ago.I give all credit to that silly man.)
Once there was a family who lived on a farm.They had a friend named Elmer.Elmer sold them some "chikens". One day when the little girl of the family went to feed them,she noticed somthing.
"These chickens look more like ducks than anything else!" When she looked at them more she figured out that they were ducks.So this girl grabbed her gun and went to Elmer's house thinking about jerks who sell ducks and say they are chickens.
When she got to Elmer's house she broke the door down."Where are you,scum!" Elmer came out of the shadows,with a slingshot full of carrots.Elmer shot her in the eye with the carrot,and her eye was gone a carrot in its place.Dorsey was mad.She used all her bullits on that idiot and threw a gernade at his T.V.
When she walked out of the house it was burning.Nobody knew why she came home with a carrot as in eye,but who even cares anyway.That is the tale of carrot eyed Dorsey.
I am sorry if yourname is Elmer :)